125 Best Valentine’s Day Puns They’ll Cherry-ish More Than Chocolates

If you're a hopeless romantic (or a comic,) there's nothing you cherry-ish more than a Valentine's Day pun. While some might scoff at cliché Valentine's Day gifts like flowers and chocolates, corny rom-coms, and cutesy cards, these Valentine’s traditions are a playful way to sprinkle love and laughter into the lives of the people who matter most. That's why you should check out this list of cute and hilarious Valentine’s Day puns, perfect for kids, friends, family, and anyone you want to spread the love to. (And if you like food puns butter, there are plenty here to make you loaf!)

Valentine's Day is soda-lightful because it's the perfect opportunity to embrace all things corny. Sure, some people might roll their eyes at the sappy romance movies, over-the-top cards, and classic Valentine's Day gifts like flowers and chocolates. But, at the end of the day, these Valentine's traditions are a fun and lighthearted way to sprinkle a little love and laughter into the lives of those who matter most. So, you'll want to check out this collection of adorable and hilarious Valentine's Day puns, ideal for kids, friends, family, and anyone you want to share the love with. (Plus, there are plenty of food puns, if that's the kind of thing that makes your heart beet.)

These clever one-liners are guaranteed to get a giggle out of anyone. So, use them to bring some comic relief to your Valentine's Day cards and Valentine's Day Instagram captions. You might even pair them with a few funny Valentine's Day gifts. Or, just read a few of these funny Valentine's Day quotes out loud with your loved one (in addition to some more heartfelt Valentine's Day quotes and love messages, of course). After all, who else would you ask to "brie mine" this Valentine's Day? And yes, there are plenty more cheesy sayings, where that came from, just in queso that's your thing.

Even if you aren't sure what things to do on Valentine's Day this year, you can't go wrong by infusing some hilarity into the day. These Valentine's jokes might even prompt you to check out a couple romantic comedies to stream as part of your marathon of Valentine's Day movies. Spending the day with the person who's stolen a "pizza" your heart is all you can ask for to celebrate the day!

• I can heartly wait to see you again.
• Our love is knot to be undone.
• Love me Tinder.
• I dig your beautiful soul.
• There’s gnome one like you.
• Trust me, I won't take you for granite.
• Are you a triangle? Because you're acute one!
  
• You never fail to quack me up.
• You're the other half to my equation and then sum.
• I love you watts!
• You're sew cute.
• If you were words on a contract, you'd be the fine print.
• You’re the only one I’ve got my ion!
• You can donate blood to me anytime, since you’re just my type.
• Don’t play heart to get.
• You're the king/queen of my heart!
• You're a cutie 3.14.
• You must be a campfire, because you're hot and I want s'more.
• What did one shoe say to the other? You’re my sole-mate.
• You’re soda-lightful.
• I have strong felines for you.
• You must be glue, because I'm sticking with you.
• Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
• This may sound corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
• I love you once and flor-al!
• Yoda best Valentine.
• Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
• You *must* be part magnet, because you always find a way to attract me to you!
• Are you a flame?! Because I think I found my perfect match.
• People think we're aliens, but it's just because our love is out of this world.
• You remind me a lot of a keyboard—you're just my type!
• You must be a bowling ball, because you’re right up my alley.
• Your outfit must be made out of husband/wife material.
• You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
• Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.

• I’m so grapeful for you.
• Lime yours.
• I’m your biggest flan.
• I love you so mochi.
• You're the one pho me.
• I cherry-ish you.
• Orange you glad I'm yours?
• I love you butter than everyone else!
• I cannoli be happy when I’m with you.
• Give me a hug and a quiche.
• Muffin can ever come between us.
• I love you a waffle lot.
• Words cannot express hummus I love you.
• It takes two to mango.
• You're all that and dim sum.
• Pie like you very much.
• You make me Snicker.
• Just in queso you didn’t know, I love you.
• You make miso happy.
• My heart beets for you.
• You're one in a melon.
• Brie mine.
• Only have fries for you.
• You've stolen a pizza my heart.
• I love you berry much.
• We make an amazing pear.
• Love you from my head tomatoes.
• Olive you!
• We're mint to be together.
• I relish the time we spend together.
• Tortellini in love with you.
• You donut even know how much I love you.
• Don't go bacon my heart.
• You're the loaf of my life.

• You give me porpoise, Valentine.
• Bee mine, Valentine.
• You're one in a chameleon!
• You're mine fur-ever.
• Owl always love you.
• In turtle love with you every day.
• I ruff you.
• I’m hoppy you're mine.
• I can't bear the thought of life without you.
• I'm not lion: You're my favorite person in the world.
• My significant otter.
• I whale always love you.
• No bunny compares to you!
• I'm fawned of you.
• You're o-fish-ally the best.
• Oh deer do I love you!
• Seal-ed with a kiss.
• We bee-long together.
• Spending so much koala-ty time together this Valentine's Day.

• I promise I'll never desert you.
• I lava you so much!
• You're my bam-boo.
• My life would succ without you.
• Thistle be the best day ever.
• Wood you be mine, Valentine?
• Love you so moss.
• I lichen you a lot.
• I'll never leaf you.
• So mushroom in my heart for you.
• I'm so glad I pricked you.
• You had me at "aloe."
• Went from "cacti" to "cactus."
• Pine-ing fir you.

• We've got great chemistry!
• I sulfur when you argon.
• My love for you radiates.
• I aorta tell you how much I love you.
• Sweet as Pi.
• Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels right.
• You're pretty acute, Valentine.
• Are you copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu Te!
• You are the most perfect arrangement of atoms.
• Been thinking of U periodically.
• Are you a 30-degree angle? Because you're acute-y!

• You're my cup of tea, Valentine.
• You had me at merlot!
• You're ex-straw-ordinary!
• Love you a latte.
• What a cu-tea.
• I can't espresso how much I love you.
• Love you very matcha.
• Stopping to smell the rosé this Valentine's Day.
• Soda-rn cute.
• You are juice the sweetest!
• Unbeerlievable that you're mine.
• Let's get into the Valentine's Day spirits!

Erin Cavoto

Erin Cavoto is the Editorial Assistant at ThePioneerWoman.com, covering food, holidays, home decor, and more.