With sunny skies, bright colors, and playful icons like the Easter Bunny hopping around, Easter is practically bursting with joy! Whether you're hunting for Easter eggs or diving into your Easter basket, the day is packed with fun and laughter. Want to be the one who keeps everyone giggling this year? This bunch of egg-cellent Easter jokes is just what you need. (And hey, it's the perfect time to let a little dad humor shine!)
What better way to get everyone in an uplifting mood than by telling a few goofy one-liners? Break out these spring jokes during your favorite Easter activities and ask the kids what time they should go to bed on Easter (When they're "eggs-hausted," of course). Or, ask what sport you have to play on Easter ("Basket-ball"). A few of these Easter jokes and riddles double as fun Easter Instagram captions, too.
You can share an entertaining tall 'tail' like the Easter Bunny's origin story or listen to plenty of cheerful Easter songs. But sprinkling in some knock-knock jokes and Easter puns will definitely make sure it's a light-hearted Sunday with the ones you love most. So go ahead and see if you can stump anyone with these eggs-ceptionally good jokes.
Funny Jokes About Easter
- Why is everyone so tired on Easter? Because they just finished a 31-day March.
- What's the best thing to drink on Easter? Spring water.
- Why did the chocolate bunny refuse to fight? He just didn't have the guts.
- How do you kiss on Easter? With tulips!
- How does an Easter chick bake a cake? From scratch!
- Why don't rabbits live very long? They're on burrowed time.
- What do you call a dancing chick? Poultry in motion.
- What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny!
- Why did the jelly bean go to school? It wanted to be a Smartie.
- What's the angriest vegetable? A steamed carrot!
- What kind of bean can't grow in a garden? A jelly bean.
- How do you tame a wild hare? Wear an Easter bonnet.
- What's a proper toast at Easter? Ears to a great Easter!
- Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he's a party pooper.
- What kind of jewelry is the best Easter gift? A 14-carrot gold bracelet.
- Why don't chicks play baseball? Too many fowl balls!
- How did the chick win the talent show? She had an egg-straordinary voice!
- What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion? A bunion.
- Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon.
- Where does Christmas come before Easter? The dictionary!
- What do you get when you pour hot water into a rabbit hole? Hot, cross bunnies.
- Why happens if you tell a duck an Easter joke? They'll quack up.
- What do you call a mischievous egg? A practical yolker!
- Where do Easter Bunnies go for new tails? To the retail store.
- What's an Easter egg's least favorite day? Fry-day.
- What do you call a line of rabbits walking backward? A receding hare-line!
- Did you hear about the egg who went to therapy? It had shell shock!
- How do you get a bunny to work overtime? Simply raise its celery.
- What did the rabbit say to the carrot? It was nice gnawing you.
- Why did the Easter Bunny bring a pen to the party? To draw some hop-art!
- Why couldn't the Easter Bunny watch his favorite show? Because his TV was scrambled!
- Where did the Easter Bunny learn how to ski? The bunny hill.
Funny Jokes About the Easter Bunny
- How can the Easter Bunny afford to deliver so many baskets? He's a million-hare.
- Why couldn't the Easter Bunny sleep on Easter eve? He was too egg-cited.
- Why was the Easter bunny running late to brunch? He had so many hare-ends to run!
- Why doesn't the Easter Bunny celebrate Halloween? It's hare-raising.
- Why did the Easter Bunny fail? He put all his eggs in one basket.
- What did the Easter bunny say about the chocolate eggs? They're ear-resistable!
- Where does the Easter Bunny get a hair cut? At the hare salon.
- What the Easter Bunny's favorite dance move? The bunny hop.
- Why does the Easter Bunny have such a good complexion? He eggs-foliates!
- Why was the Easter Bunny hired for the job? He had the most eggs-perience!
- How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny? By hare mail.
- What kind of stories does the Easter Bunny like best? The ones with hoppy endings.
- What do you call an Easter Bunny wearing a kilt? Hopscotch.
- How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Hare-obics.
- What do you call a rabbit that keeps the Easter Bunny safe? A bunny guard.
- What kind of hotel room did the Easter Bunny reserve? A big sweet.
- What is the Easter Bunny's coffee order? Eggs-presso.
- Why doesn't the Easter Bunny get hot in the summer? It has hare conditioning.
- What does the Easter Bunny say before it eats? "Lettuce pray."
- Why is the Easter Bunny so lazy? Because he doesn't carrot all!
- What is the Easter Bunny's favorite song? "Don't Worry Be Hoppy."
- Why was the Easter Bunny's party so fun? Because everyone had a cracking time!
- What music does the Easter Bunny dance to? Hip-hop.
- What's the Easter Bunny's favorite restaurant? IHOP.
- What kind of Bunny can't hop? A chocolate one!
Funny Jokes About Easter Eggs
- What do you call an unconventional Easter egg? Egg-centric.
- Why did the egg fail his driving test? He cracks under pressure!
- What doesn't anyone want to be an Easter egg? Because they're always dye-ing.
- How do Easter eggs say goodbye? "Shell ya later!"
- Did you hear about the most beautifully decorated eggs? They were to dye for!
- Why can't we be late on Easter? Because there are no eggs-cuses!
- Why did the chicken make the Easter breakfast? Because he's an eggs-pert in the kitchen!
- Why did the the bunny fall for the chicken? Because he was eggs-actly her type!
- How does the family like their eggs on Easter? Over-easy like a Sunday morning.
- What did one Easter egg say to the other? Heard any good yolks lately?
- Why did the Easter egg hide? It was a little chicken.
- What happens when you tell an egg a joke? They crack up.
- Why do eggs go to school? To get egg-ducated.
- What's a sleeping egg called? Eggs-hausted!
- What day do Easter eggs hate the most? Fry-day.
- Where do you find Easter eggs? From an eggplant!
- Why should you never tickle an Easter egg? It might crack up!
- What do you call a transformer bunny? Hop-timus Prime.
- Why do we paint eggs every year? Because it's easier than wallpaper.
- What's an Easter egg from outer space called? An egg-stra-terrestrial.
- Did you hear about the house infested with Easter eggs? They needed an eggs-terminator!
Knock-Knock Jokes About Easter
- "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Easter." "Easter who?" "The Easter Bunny, who else would be knocking?"
- "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "You." "You who?" "Yoo-hoo! Time to hop over to the egg hunt!"
- "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Sherwood." "Sherwood who?" "Sherwood like to start the egg hunt."
- "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Who." "Who who?" "Today's about bunnies not owls!"
- "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Candice." "Candice who?" "Candice Easter get any better?"
- "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Eggs." "Eggs who?" "Egg-scuse me, we're late to the Easter parade!"
- "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Harvey." "Harvey who?" "Harvey great Easter!"
- "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Witches." "Witches who?" "Witches the way to the egg hunt?"
- "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Noah." "Noah who?" "Noah good easter brunch around here?"
- "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Doughnut." "Doughnut who?" "Doughnut forget who stuffed all the Easter eggs this year!"
- "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Lena." "Lena who?" "Lena little closer and you'll spot the hidden eggs!"
- "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Shore." "Shore who?" "Shore I'll take your Easter Basket!"
- "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Hans." "Hans who?" "Hans outa my Easter Basket!"
- "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Alma." "Alma who?" "Alma Easter candy is gone!"
- "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Heidi." "Heidi who?" "Heidi the Easter baskets before the kids get them."
- "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Wendy." "Wendy who?" "Wendy Easter Bunny showing up?"
- "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Eggs." "Eggs who?" "Eggs-tea excited for Easter today!"
- "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Anna." "Anna who?" "Anna other egg decorated, another 600 to go."
- "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Bea." "Bea who?" "Bea kind and thoughtful, it's Easter!"
- "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck." "Chuck who?" "Chuck-olate eggs and bunnies are a must-have!"
- "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" “Fonda." "Fonda who?" "Fonda this holiday, it might just be my favorite!"
- "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Freddie." "Freddie who?" "Freddie or not, here the egg-hunters come!"
Erin Cavoto is the Editorial Assistant at ThePioneerWoman.com, covering food, holidays, home decor, and more.
