You can't crack into an egg-cellent Easter brunch without a few yolks on the menu! And if that's a little too over-easy for your taste, why not butter things up with some hot cross puns? Honestly, when it comes to Easter, the best way to hatch some good vibes is to keep a basket full of Easter jokes on hand. Not sure where to begin? Chick out this list of Easter puns—they’re bound to crack everyone up!
Listen, if you're looking for something egg-stra funny, these Easter puns are where it's at! Some of them can be said while you're all gathered around for your Easter dinner, while others can be used as a creative Easter Instagram caption. Oh, for Peep's sake...you can use these whenever you want, really! Take a look through these, and get ready for a holiday full of laughs.
Funny Easter Puns
- Lettuce pray.
- Beauty and the feast.
- This Easter Sunday, I might whisk it!
- I'm head over bunny tails for you.
- Does my hare look good?
- This Easter egg hunt is over-easy.
- What did one chocolate bunny say to the other? You make me melt.
- Easter brunch makes me so egg-static.
- Bunny, I'm home!
- Don't be a basket case!
- Hot cross pun, anyone?
- Let’s hatch some Easter plans!
- Every bunny was kung fu fighting.
- Don't yolk with me.
- I carrot believe it's Easter.
- (Cad)bury me in chocolate.
- Well, I definitely had a Good Friday.
- Hare today, gone tomorrow.
- Why did the jelly bean go to college? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
- Dinosaurs don't celebrate Easter because they're egg-stinct.
- The Easter Bunny is living on burrowed time, everyone!
- The best way to send an Easter greeting is through hare mail.
- Dyeing eggs are Easter said than done.
- No Easter eggs? Omelette that slide only once!
- You're going to want to chick this out.
- You're looking at an official member of the eggs-ploration team.
- Show me the bunny!
- I'm so eggs-cited... and I just can't hide it!
- Fresh outta clucks.
- Hope I’m not too choco-late to Easter brunch!
- My favorite music to listen to on Easter is hip-hop.
- Egg-spect the unexpected this Easter – it's always full of surprises!
- Don't put all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.
- Some bunny needs a mimosa.
- I'm on an egg-spedition for Easter treats!
- Now you’re just some bunny that I used to know.
- The best place to eat Easter brunch is at IHOP.
- Easter is hatching good vibes!
- Did you hear about the egg who went to therapy? It had shell shock!
- Let's hope these Easter eggs are all they're cracked up to be.
- Egg dyeing is the perfect way to get people out of their shells.
- Pickin' up chicks.
- I whip my hare back and forth.
- Oh, for Peep's sake.
Cute Easter Puns
- That's that me eggs-presso.
- Hamming it up.
- Chick magnet.
- You're my favorite peep.
- I like to look on the sunny side.
- That's cracking!
- Peep-a-boo!
- We’re just two Peeps in a pod.
- Ears to a great Easter.
- Happy Easter to ewe.
- True hoppiness.
- We're all just one, big hoppy family.
- Only person I'd share my Easter chocolate with.
- I'm glad I Peeped you when I did.
- Went on the Easter egg-hunt and found the love of my life instead.
- I'm chickin' you out.
- We love a story with a hoppy ending!
- It's time to hop 'til you drop!
- What an eggs-traordinary spring day.
- You might not carrot all, but I think you're ear-resistible.
- I'd say we're one egg-cellent couple.
- And they lived hoppily ever after.
- Your hugs are to dye for.
- Some bunny is thinking of you.
- Hanging with my Peeps today.
- No bunny compares to you!
Easter Bunny Puns
- We're beyond hoppy with the Easter treats this ear.
- That bunny can really give an earful!
- Some bunny is ready for Easter!
- Scary movies on Easter are really hare-raising!
- It's not even bunny how much I love Easter.
- No bunny lay a finger on my Easter candy.
- I don't carrot all how much chocolate I eat today.
- I'd hop to the moon and back for you.
- Hey there, hop stuff.
- Don't worry, be hoppy.
- I carrot-bout you so much!
- Bunny hop to it!
- I wanna dance with some bunny!
Easter Egg Puns
- That's all, yolks.
- Over-easy like a Sunday morning.
- I've been dyeing to color Easter eggs!
- You're a good egg.
- No eggs-cuses!
- All this candy makes me eggs-hausted.
- Eggs-tremely ready to win this egg hunt!
- Looking on the sunny side up of life.
- The prettiest Easter egg in the basket!
- No eggs-cuses for losing the egg hunt!
- So egg-cited for Easter.
- You're eggs-actly my type.
- Eggs-cuse me?!
- You're egg-stra special.
- Having a cracking time!
- I've got to eggs-ercise after all this candy.
Chick Puns
- Chick me out!
- Just one cool chick.
- There'll be no fowl-play on Easter Sunday!
- Eating candy around the cluck today.
- Feeling like a spring chicken today.
- My favorite chicks!
- Test your cluck at the egg hunt.
- Chick out my egg hiding skills.
- Hatching a plan for the Easter egg hunt.
- Just chicken in on you today!
Erin Cavoto is the Editorial Assistant at ThePioneerWoman.com, covering food, holidays, home decor, and more.
Nitya Rao is the editorial assistant at The Pioneer Woman, covering stories ranging from food, fashion, beauty, lifestyle, news, and more.
