105 Thanksgiving Puns That’ll Make You Gobble Til You Wobble

The holidays can be hectic, but the smiles and laughter are there to keep things moving—especially on Thanksgiving. With all the cooking, cleaning, and curating involved in creating that festive feast, it's easy to lose track of time. But while you're ticking off that holiday to-do list, don't forget to have a little fun along the way. And what better way to do that than with some hilarious Thanksgiving puns?

There are tons of Thanksgiving jokes and one-liners to choose from, many of which you can work into any conversation, whether it's to impress in-laws or your grandparents! If you’re stuck unable to pick a Thanksgiving movie or have already finished watching football, why not get cozy on the couch and butter up your guests with a few playful puns? They're sure to float everyone's gravy boat!

So, feast your eyes on the best Thanksgiving puns—and just try not to laugh too hard!

• Beauty and the feast.
• You crack me up like a wishbone!
• Cluck it, let's celebrate!
• Don't mess with us, or we'll show you how we casser-roll.
• The only ice cream Pilgrims can eat is rocky road.
• Can you be-leaf that all this food is for Thanksgiving?
• There's pumpkin about Thanksgiving that I love so much.
• I sure am plucky to be eating this meal!
• Silence of the yams.
• The only thing corny about Thanksgiving is cornbread.
• Everyone knows that Thanksgiving is my jam!
• Dessert after the meal is the tur-key to my heart.
• It's so easy to lose track of thyme during the holidays.
• I always feel a lot butter on Thanksgiving.
• I'm so bready for all these carbs on Thanksgiving.
• My favorite genre of music is Plymouth rock n' roll!
• I don't want to accuse anyone of fowl play, but there's no more leftovers.
• Oh, do you like the main course? Well, you haven't seen stuffing yet.
• Can't wait to feast my eyes on the dessert.
• What comes first: The poul-tree or the Christmas tree.
• Don't marsh my mallow this Thanksgiving.
• Don't whine, drink some wine!
• At a certain point, pumpkins got to give!

• Life's gourd, and then you pie.
• Turkey, gravy, beans and rolls. Let me see that casserole.
• Feeling berry thankful to be here.
• I'm pie-ning for you.
• "Arrgh," says the pie-rate.
• I'm ready to season the day.
• Thanksgiving dinner was made all in a holi-day's work.
• You’re the gravy to my mashed potatoes.
• I'm ready to talk turkey all evening.
• There's no need for a wine glass when you've got a gobble-let!
• This meal is the cranberry on top.
• When it doubt, gravy it out!
• You can tell the gravy is excited because it's all stirred up.
• Whatever floats your gravy boat.
• This corn is simply a-maize-ing.
• Let's get this bread. (And butter.)
• Last but not feast.
• This food is looking gravy-licious.
• The turkey looks a little under the feather this year.
• I'm all about that baste life!
• The gravy is calm because it knows how to simmer down.
• This meal is pumpkin special.
• This turkey is poultry in motion.
• This food is truly off the stuffing charts!
• I yam legend.
• Old habits pie hard.
• I will eat all of this food all pie myself.
• You know I was corn to be wild.
• Hi, it's so rice to meet you!
• In every life, a little cranberry must fall.
• The maize is full of corny people.
• You gotta go all or stuffing on Thanksgiving.
• I've got stuffing to lose.
• I've got stuffing to hide!
• I was corn this way!
• Corn in the U.S.A!
• Oh my gourd, I'm stuffed.
• It doesn't get any butter than this.
• Stop, drop, and pass the rolls!
• Nobody puts gravy in a corner.
• I yam who I yam.
• Will I eat leftovers for a week? I cran, and I will.
• Much ado about stuffing.
• I'm on a dinner roll.
• Eat, drink, and cranberry!
• Let's squash the family drama today.
• Wine not have another glass?
• Thanksgiving dinner spread always smells fowl.

• Pie me a river.
• Get rich or pie trying.
• Pie, pie Birdie!
• Do or pie.
• Don’t pie over spilled milk.
• Family may not see pie to pie, but we sure do love Thanksgiving.
• Pie really love you.
• You're the apple of my pie.
• I only have pies for you.
• I like big bundts and I cannot lie.
• You want a piece of me?
• Sorry, I'm occu-pied.
• No more Mr. Nice Pie!
• You bake the world a better place.
• In pie we crust.
• Piece out.
• Hap-pie Thanksgiving!
• I'm filling pretty full!
• Pie am so grateful for dessert.
• I have a crust on you!
• Whip, whip—hooray!

• Lets just wing it with the turkey this year.
• Thyme flies when you're cooking a whole turkey!
• Stuffing is the tur-key to my heart.
• Winning the wishbone is a snap!
• Gobble 'til you wobble.
• Pour some gravy on me.
• If you give the turkey coffee, it'll be a perky!
• There was no fowl play involved in the carving of this turkey.
• I'm riding the gravy train to being stuffed.
• This turkey is thankful for vegetarians.
• Don't let the holidays gobble up your sanity.
• Let's get basted!
• If our turkey was in a band, he'd play the drumsticks.

Kelly O'Sullivan

Senior Editor

Kelly O’Sullivan is the senior editor for The Pioneer Woman and manages the website’s social channels, in addition to overseeing content strategy and news.