80 Best Father’s Day Puns That Are Sure to Make Him Laugh

Father's Day is the best day of the year to give back to the man who has given you his all. And no, we don't mean in the form of grilled foods or even the money you borrowed from him, but Father's Day puns! After all, he's told you plenty of dad jokes throughout the years, so why not give him a taste of his own medicine with some hilarious one-liners and Father's Day jokes? If that sounds like the perfect way to espresso your love to Dad, you'll want to read ahead for the best Father's Day puns to use on his special day!

Not to brag or anything, but these Father's Day puns are so good. Dad will definitely be impressed when you share them at whatever Father's Day activity you have planned. In fact, you could kick off your Father's Day lunch with a hilarious food pun! This one is sure to put a smile on his face: "You can be a real pizza work, but I wouldn't have it any other way!" Scroll through these Father's Day puns, and have yourself a laugh. Practice makes perfect, and we can't wait for you to use these on Dad's big day!

• Who’s your caddy?
• It's not a dad bod; it's a father figure.
• Dad, you suit me to a tee.
• I got you something groundbreaking for Father's Day... it's a shovel!
• My dad is totally pawsome.
• I thought about getting you a new belt for Father’s Day, but worried it would go to waist.
• I'd call you later, but Mom says you prefer "Dad."
• Dad, you are so egg-cellent and overly easy to be around!
• I turtle-y love you, Dad!
• Please do remember that I whale always love you, Dad.
• I am fishing you a happy Father’s Day!
• Yoda best dad in the whole world, no matter how much you love Star Wars!
• I would to give you a comb for Father’s Day, but we could never part.
• I’m a lucky duck that you’re my dad.
• Dad puns — that’s how eye roll.
• How did the pig wake up his dad on Father's Day? Hogs and kisses.
• How do dads like their steak on Father's Day? On a plate.
• Thanks for always driving me, Dad… driving me crazy.
• Dad jokes are waffle, but I still like yours.
• I’m not lion — you’re the best.
• Why wasn't one Father's Day gift better than the other? It was a tie!
• You meet all of the koala-fications.
• It's hard to espresso how much I love you.
• I shore do love you, dad. It’s Father’s Day… so let’s shellabrate!
• You’re a fan-stache-tic, Dad!
• You’re oh-fish-ally the greatest dad ever.
• I started a sailboat building business in my attic. Sails are going through the roof.

• Nobody beets my dad.
• As far as dads go, you’re the real dill.
• There's no butter pop than you.
• I love you berry much, daddio.
• Hope you're feeling feta than ever today.
• Hap-Pea Father’s Day!
• It's im-pasta-ble to be any cooler than you, Dad.
• Lettuce celebrate you on Father’s Day.
• I carrot believe that I almost forgot to wish you a Happy Father's Day.
• It's hard to express how much I loaf that you're my dad.
• Your Dad yolks crack me up each and every time.
• You're my main squeeze, Dad.
• Olive you so much, but especially today.
• You’re soy awesome, Dad.
• Thanks for everything that you brew for me.
• Dad, you’re shrimply amazing.
• You are one in a melon, Dad.
• I really love you so matcha!
• Hi Dad, thanks for constantly chicken on me. Because of you, I turned out well done.
• You did a grape job raisin me, Dad.
• You are cereal-ously the best.
• What did the plate say to the fork? Dinner's on me!
• Hey dad, are you a steak? Because you’re a rare find.
• Love you, dad, Pho real.
• If the world had S’more dads like you, it would be sweet.
• I love you from my head tomatoes.
• Our family would be muffin without you.
• Thank you for always being a soup-er Dad.
• Thanks for pudding up with me, Dad, and for being my biggest flan!
• It sounds cheesy, but you’re the grate-est.
• This might sound cheesy but you’ve got a pizza my heart!
• Dad, you’re a really fungi.
• You’re nacho average Dad!
• Sometimes you bacon us crazy, but I guess that's what dads are for.
• I donut know what I’d do without you.
• I love you, just in queso you didn’t know.
• Let’s taco ’bout how much you rock.
• You can be a real pizza work, but I wouldn't have it any other way!

• You're the brightest light in my life, Dad. I love you watts and watts.
• Wood you believe how much I love you?
• Happy Father's Day to a reel awesome dad.
• You're a tee-riffic dad.
• Dad, your puns are my favorite, and it’s knot even close to a tie.
• What did the baby otter say to its dad? “You are a dad like no otter.”
• Who would have guessed that we celebrate "Fathers" on Father's Day?!
• Happy Father’s Day! You’re Dad to the bone.
• Just don’t Pop believing.
• To my favorite grill master: You're flippin' awesome.
• What does a baby computer call its dad? “Data.”
• Where do fruits go on vacation? Pear-is!
• Without me, a day like today wouldn't exist!
• Happy Father's Day — let's par-tee.
• Happy Father's Day — don't worry, be hoppy.

Josiah Soto

Digital Content Producer

Josiah is the Digital Content Producer for the commerce team at Popular Mechanics, Best Products, Runner’s World, and Bicycling Magazine. He also writes for “BIO Buys”—a column on Biography.com—giving readers the lowdown on what products their favorite celebs are using. In another life, Josiah was an editor at ThePioneerWoman.com, where he sharpened his expertise on all things lifestyle, food-news, and entertainment. Outside work related matters, he’s a fan of Studio Ghibli films, unimportant reality TV drama, and melancholy Lorde songs.