50 Funny Father's Day Quotes Will Make Dad Laugh Out Loud
“My daughter got me a ‘World’s Best Dad’ mug. So we know she’s sarcastic.”
By default, dads are some of the funniest people in the world. (Dad jokes are a thing for a reason!) One can only dream of the day they master the field of corny puns like fathers do. However, you can get your practice in with Father's Day coming up. As you battle your dad at his own game, it could also be worth reading these funny Father's Day quotes to him. He may appreciate it more than you know.
Don't worry, though—because these aren't just ordinary uplifting quotes you'll want to put on a Father's Day card (though you definitely could). These funny Father's Day quotes are a bit witty, silly, and totally relatable. This quote by Jimmy Kimmel is a great example: “I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps.” Others are those you can use to poke fun at your dad! Like this quote by Jerry Seinfeld: “You can tell what was the best year of your father's life because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.”
Plus, some of these will also make perfect Father's Day messages, too. (Something not too emotional, but also not too sarcastic, is always perfect for things like that.) Spread the joy of laughter with Dad and the rest of the family by reading these aloud on his special day.
Here are more ways to have fun on Father's Day:
Charles Wadsworth
“By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he’s wrong.”
Ed Asner
“Raising kids is part joy and part guerilla warfare.”
Jim Gaffigan
“There should be a children’s song: ‘If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let dad sleep.’”
Conan O’Brien
“Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.”
Ken Jennings
“Booking plane tickets for a family trip is a fun little test to see if I still remember all my kids’ birthdays and genders.”
Colin Hanks
"I had to go through more training to drive the car home [from the hospital] than I did to have a baby for the rest of my life.”
Dave Attell
“When you’re young, you think your dad is Superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he’s just a regular guy who wears a cape.”
David Frost
“Having one child makes you a parent. Having two kids makes you a referee.”
Ray Romano
“Having children is like living in a frat house. Nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up.”
Mark Ruffalo
“If you’re not yelling at your kids, you aren’t spending enough time with them.”
Spike Milligan
“My father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.”
Jim Gaffigan
“Being a parent involves an unnecessary amount of fake enthusiasm around little kids’ poo being in a toilet.”
Dave Chappell
“Everybody usually wants to be famous so they can rock nice jewelry and all that. Man, I already got a macaroni necklace.”
Melanie White
"Happy Father's Day, Dad! I wouldn't trade you for anything. Of course, nobody's offered me anything."
Erma Bombeck
“We wondered why when a child laughed, he belonged to Daddy, and when he had a sagging diaper that smelled like a landfill, ‘He wants his mother.’”
Jon Stewart
“Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.”
Linda Poindexter
“A good father is one whose only reason for putting down a laughing baby is to pick up a crying one.”
Rob Delaney
“The worst part about being a parent is when one of your kids farts and you have to pretend it wasn’t cool.”
Jerry Lewis
“When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, ‘Daddy, will you take me to the zoo?’ He answered, ‘If the zoo wants you, let them come and get you.’”
Daniel Bryan
“I would define the new aspects of fatherhood like this: It is 75% amazing and 25% demoralizing. I think any new parent can understand exactly what I’m talking about.”
Macie Reynolds is the assistant editor of E-Commerce and SEO for The Pioneer Woman.
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