120 Best Fall Puns That Are Unbe-Leaf-Ably Funny

For fans of pumpkin spice lattes, cozy knit sweaters, and fiery foliage, the shift from summer to fall evokes a deep sigh of re-leaf. Not only does the first day of fall call for the return of favorite autumn recipes, but the funniest fall puns! That means pumpkin-spiced puns, unbeliev-apple-ly clever puns, and even cute fall puns that are nothing but gourd vibes.

Drop off your honey's morning coffee with a note letting them know you "like them a latte." Picking pumpkins? Your crew will get a kick out of the question, "Orange you glad it's fall?" The ideas ahead are also great puns for fall Instagram captions and event invitations! Couples can write something like "Don’t tell anyone, but I think I’m falling for you." Or, take a picture atop a hay ride, and caption it something simple like "Hay there!"

Yes, these fall puns are cheesy—but they're cute and hilarious nonetheless! In fact, they'll probably make you want to shout "Fall-elujah."

• Cut the crop!
• Fall bets are off.
• Pie beg your pardon!
• Bet your autumn dollar.
  
• Even books wear jackets in the fall.
• The scarecrow hits the hay before 9:00 PM.
• Falls well that ends well.
• Don't let your gourd down this fall.
• Every pumpkin should have a gourd dog.
• Isn't this season just wonder-fall?!
• Don't gossip in the cornfield, there are too many ears around.
• I truly think that you're my sweater half.
• No more Mr. Spice guy.
• That's fall, folks!
• I've just been promoted to commander-in-leaf.
• These treats just really bake my day!
• If it isn't pumpkin flavored, I don't want it.
• May the forest be with you.
• This latte is spice-tacular.
• Don't sweat the fall stuff.
• A pumpkin a day keeps the doctors away.
• Let's squash the drama and leaf it all behind.
• I'm so excited to chai on all the fall sweaters.
• Pumpkins are the only fruit that I'll be eating for the foreseeable future.
• Sweater weather is always better.
• Crisp air, don't care.
• I love you a latte.
• Your pumpkin carving skills are a-maize-ing!
• Fall-elujah.
• Hay there!
• It's time to fall in love.
• New pinecone, who dis?
• Quit being so witchy-washy!
• Orange you glad it's fall?
• I donut know what I ever did without pumpkin spice.
• Dad is such acorn-y person.
• You autumn know.
• I always fall head over heels for fall.
• I haven't tripped, but here I am in the fall.
• Don't even chai to say you love fall more than me.
• Witches get stitches.
• Don't be afraid to fall.
• Are you oak-ay? Yes, I'm pine.
• Fall in love with moments.
• Mum's the word!
• With summer over, it's time to chill.

• Spicetacular!
• I yam what I yam.
• Feeling grate-fall for these autumn days.
• All for one and one for fall!
• Sweater late than never.
• Trick or treat yo' self.
• Gourd vibes only.
• My favorite fall outfit is a har-vest.
• Ahead of the carve.
  
• I only have pies for you.
• Don’t tell anyone, but I think I’m falling for you.
• The view is beauti-fall!
• Call me soup-erman, because fall chili is my kryptonite.
• I yam so hungry for some cranberry sauce.
• Here comes a-corny joke!
• This fall weather has me so corn-fused.
• Today's such a good day to turn over a new leaf.
• They asked the turkey to join the band because it already had drumsticks.
• The life-gourd looks a lot like a pumpkin.

• What do pumpkins use for money? Pumpkin bread.
• Go big or gourd home.
• Squash goals.
• Carving out some time for fun.
• Pumpkin spice and everything nice.
  
• Let's give 'em pumpkin to talk about.
• Hello bea-geous!
• Let's squash the family drama today.
• Pumpkin spice, spice, baby.
• Pumpkin, spice, and everything nice!
• Pumpkin spicing things up.
• Life is gourd.
• You pump-can do it!
• #SquashGoals!
• Beauty is in the pie of the beholder.
• You have to be pumpki-dding me!
• Don't catch me off gourd!
• I am the pun-king.
• Have a gourd day!
• One country pumpkin, through and through.

• You're the caramel apple of my eye.
• Core memory unlocked.
  
• Fall apples are so a-peeling.
• You're the apple of my pie.
• It's a chilly night, so grab apple-over!
• There's so much to get done in fall, you just have to apply-ly yourself.
• I apple-laud your decorating efforts.
• I apple-solutely love you!
• Apple picking is so hard-core.
• And they lived apple-ly ever after!
• You give me all the peels.
• Fall is unbeliev-apple.
• Always looking on the bright cider life!
• Finally found my apple-y ever after.
• And I can't fight this peeling anymore.
• What an apple-solutely wonderful fall day.
• Time to "branch" out with new fall activities.
• Couldn't have "picked" a better way to spend the day.

• All these fall leaf jokes have me stumped.
• The fall helps me breathe a sigh of re-leaf.
• This weather is unbe-leaf-able.
  
• Can you be-leaf it's already fall?
• These fall leaves are just a-maiz-ing.
• Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's maple leaves.
• If you don't like fall, you can leaf me alone.
• Leaf me alone!
• Time to leaf for our fall vacay!
• Don't leaf me hanging.
• Seeing is be-leaf-ing!
• To leaf or not to leaf, that is the question.
• I hate it when bae leaves.
• Do you be-leaf in life after love?
• Be nice or leaf.
• Fall is the perfect time to leaf through a good book.
• Let's make like a tree and leaf.

Micaela Bahn

Micaela Bahn is a freelance editorial assistant and recent graduate from Carleton College, where she majored in English literature. She loves running, photography, and cooking the best new recipes.