When spring is in full swing, it's hard not to feel the joy. Everything just seems lighter this time of year, like the bright spring dresses, refreshing spring drinks, and even your mood! So, if you've caught the spring sillies, why not start the season with a dose of laugh-out-loud spring jokes? They're sure to put a spring in your step while you partake in all the spring activities under the warm sun.
Whether you're looking for a reason to giggle about flowers, bunnies, or seasonal holidays, these spring jokes are absolutely hilarious. Plus, some of them could even act as cute spring Instagram captions. Read on for s list of best spring jokes and let us know which ones made you laugh the most!
Spring Break Jokes
- Where did the orca go for summer vacation? Wales!
- How does the ocean say bye at the end of spring break? It waves!
- Why are all the birds flying to Florida? For spring beak.
- What do you call a stack of pancakes in the month of March? Spring break-fast!
- What spring break destination allows you to bring dogs? Labrador, Canada.
- Where do cows go for spring break? Moo England.
- Why didn’t the teacher wear shades over spring break? Because her brightest pupils weren’t around.
- What do sushi chefs play with their kids during spring break? Go fish!
- Why did the spring breakers miss their flight? They had no spring in their step.
- What traveled around the world over spring break but stayed in one place? A stamp.
- Why didn’t the spring breakers go to the forest? Because the trees said leave me alone.
- Why don't skeletons go on vacation during spring break? They have no body to go with!
- Why did the computer go to the beach during spring break? To surf the net!
- What did the family do when they began their spring break? They shell-abrated!
- Where do sheep go for spring break? The Baa-hamas.
- What did the parents say to their kids when they went to the beach for spring break? "Long time, no sea!"
- What did the baker’s son do over spring break? He loafed around.
- What did the dog say once he got on spring break? "The paw-ty is officially here!"
- What did the chipper spring breaker say to his beach buddies? Seas the day!
Spring Jokes About Rain and Weather
- What falls, but never needs a bandage? The rain.
- How does the sun listen to the news? On the ray-dio.
- It’s allergy season again? You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
- What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese? Fowl weather.
- What goes up when the rain comes down? Umbrellas.
- Why is April so clean? Because April showers.
- What’s the most tear-jerking month? May, because love—and pollen— are in the air.
- What do clouds wear during spring showers? Thunderwear.
- What kind of bow looks best when it's wet? A rainbow.
- What type of weather does a balloon hate? Pop-up showers!
- How do thunderstorms invest their money? In a "rainy-day" fund!
- What’s a tornado’s favorite game? Twister.
- What do you call a deer who enjoys playing in the rain? A reindeer.
- What does the king say his favorite kind of weather is? Reign-y weather!
- Why was the cake wet? It got sprinkled.
- I tried to catch the fog, but I mist.
Spring Jokes for Kids
- What do you call a little girl with a frog on her head? Lily!
- Why are flowers so popular? They have a lot of buds.
- What do gardeners wear on their legs? Garden hose.
- Can February March? No, but April May!
- When’s the best time to wash your Slinky? During spring cleaning.
- What do you call an emergency in spring? May Day.
- Who is the herb’s favorite singer? Elvis Parsley!
- Why is the florist so happy in the spring? Because business is blooming!
- Why is spring the best time to go to a bakery? Because it never runs out of flower.
- What type of flower do you plant in the dark? A lightbulb.
- What’s the best way to create a bouncy pool? By adding spring water!
- What’s the difference between summer rolls and spring rolls? Seasoning.
- What season is best to go on a trampoline? Spring-time.
- Why did the farmer bury his money? To make his soil rich!
- Why couldn’t the flower ride a bike? It lost its petals.
- Do monkeys fall from the sky? Yes! During APE-ril showers.
- What kind of bow can’t be tied or untied? A rainbow.
- What did the tree say during springtime? “Well, this is a re-leaf!”
- What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes? A funny bunny.
- How do you make a waterbed bouncier? Fill it with spring water.
- What is the shortest month of the year? M-A-Y.
- Do you know about April 1st? Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
- Why did the worm cross the ruler? To become an inch worm.
- What do you call a well-dressed king of the jungle? A dandy lion!
- What flower does everyone have on their face? Two-lips!
Funny Jokes About Spring Food
- What beverage does a tree drink the most? Root beer!
- Why is the strawberry sad? His mom was in a jam!
- What is spring’s favorite type of pickles? Daffo-dills!
- What happens when you tell an egg a joke? It cracks up.
- What’s the difference between a spring roll and a summer roll? Seasoning.
Spring Jokes About Animals
- What is the chick’s favorite vegetable? Eggplants.
- What type of bird should you never take to the bank? A robin.
- Do bees fly in the rain? Before they go out they put on their yellow jackets.
- How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb.
- What do sheep do on a sunny spring day? Have a Baa baa cue!
- Why is the letter A like a flower? The B comes after it!
- Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.
- What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain? A drizzly bear.
- What did the grey rabbit say to the blue rabbit? Cheer up!
- Spring is everything I wanted it to bee, and more!
Nitya Rao
Editorial Assistant
Nitya Rao is the editorial assistant at The Pioneer Woman, covering stories ranging from food, fashion, beauty, lifestyle, news, and more.
