Ah, cats! To know them is to love them. Along with their (aloof) adoration and fluffy little faces, there's also all those silly antics that keep us so amused whenever we're in their presence. From midnight zoomies and chewing weird things to head bumps, kneading, and napping in places that shouldn't be comfortable (but if they fit, they sit!), our feline friends just bring so much light and laughter to our lives—even when they're playing hard to get.
And since their quirky personalities are a big part of why we love them so much, it only makes sense to give your kitty a moniker that matches! That's why we've come up with this list of funny cat names for your new best friend. No matter the cute cat breeds you adopt, these names will be just purr-fect for them. There are boy cat names and girl cat names, including silly prefixes and suffixes to make their new title even better.
Whether you want funny food names (like Cheddar and Tuna) or names from pop culture that will make everyone chuckle (like Dolly Purrton), you'll find one that fits. Just be sure to have your cat Instagram captions (including funny cat puns) ready to go for all those pictures you're bound to take of your newest furry family member.
Top Funny Cat Names
- Zoomie
- Mouse
- Kit-Kat
- Cheddar
- Tweety
- Puddy Tat
- Tuna
- Biscuit
- Whiskers
- Alley or Allie
- Birdie
- Socks
- Tabby
Funny Cat Names from Pop Culture
- Toothless
- Katniss
- CatDog
- Snowball
- Gary
- Clawdia
- Boots
- Furgie
- Dolly Purrton
- Daffy
- Bugsy
- Kermit
Funny Food Cat Names
- Fudge
- Taffy
- Butters
- Ramen
- Pickles
- Marshmallow
- Sushi
- Nachos
- Miso
- Bagel
- Truffle
- Tootsie
- Sriracha
- Muffin
- Pancake
- Ziti
Funny Big Cat Names
- Scampi
- Blob
- Big Boy
- Garfield
- Bubba
- Jiggles
Funny Little Cat Names
- Shrimp
- Munchkin
- Bean
- Nugget
- Teeny
- Twinkie
- Sprout
Funny Prefixes for Your Cat’s Name
- Her/His Majesty
- Her/His Honour
- Professor
- Sir
- Madame
- Dr.
- Captain
- Lil
- Big
- Colonel
- Dame
- Lord
- Miss
Funny Suffixes for Your Cat's Name
- the Great
- Pawstravaganza
- Con queso (with cheese)
- Picante (spicy)
- La Rue (from the street)
- -tastrophy (chaos)
- Jr.
- the First
Macie Reynolds is the assistant editor of E-Commerce and SEO for The Pioneer Woman.
